Left Without a Place to Do Business

Unhappy Tenant. Why cant this woman be allowed to make a living? Damn those nasty police. She is just trying to pay the bills. It is the oldest profession or so they say.

Valuable Battery Operated Device Robbery

Stolen Personal Item. And this is something that you would report to the police. Id just keep quiet about this one i think. Would your insurance company give you a voucher to get a new one?

Hillarious Headlines - Girl Kicked By Horse

Dangerously Funny. I do hope that the girl was ok in the end. Because someone has had just a little bit too much fun with this headline. Then again, perhaps it was an April Fool's joke. Or maybe its one of those old timer jokes that i havent heard.

Do You Need A Spanish or English Tutor?

Tooter or Tutor? You're guess is as good as mine. Perhaps an English tutor is needed along with the Spanish tutor.

Would You Like a Sock With That

Sock Eating Condition? I think we already know that there are some strange people out there. But a nervous habit of eating half a sock each evening? Yes, i think that would require medical attention. But good luck in getting medical benefits for that one. What do you say on your health insurance form? Any known conditions? Yes, i eat socks. Oh dear.

Winter Sale - Snow Blower in Good Condition

Good Snow Blower For Sale. Yes, used only on snowy days. God knows if you should be using this on days where there isnt any snow. Whatever it takes to sell.

Armed Robbery Using a Snowball

Snowball Thieves. Now its not a major crime, only $10. But its the principle. They stole from the store using just a snowball. I hope the clerk was ok. Dont worry, im sure the $10 theft was covered by insurance. Hold on, can you get insurance for candy?