Funny Stupid Names Changes Heywood Jablowme

Heywood Jablowme. Todd Allen Corbett was a perfectly nice name. But it wasnt corny enough as a pick up line.

Why Married Men Should Avoid Hooters

Reward for Lost Wedding Ring. I can only think of one reason why this guy lost his ring. He took it off in the event that he got lucky. Sorry fella. You bet there will be a reward though. Imagine if his wife found out.

Can You Shoot with A Damaged Rifle Barrel?

Sale Priced Rifles. Im not surprised that these rifles are on sale. The barrel of this rifle is juts a little bit deformed.

What Is it With Before and After Photos?

Before and After Bikini. Im going to take a guess here and say that the girl on the right isnt the girl on the left. It gives a whole new meaning to being able to make a new person out of you. In this case, it is literal.

Romania and The Czech Republic News Fail

Romania Fail. Sure, Romania has 170,000 strong armed forces. But it isnt the Czech Republic. Cnn should have known better...

How do they Decide Street Names?

Chicken Dinner Road. How on earth do they decide road names? Chicken Dinner? Surely they could have come up with something else.

Exclusive Health Tip Of the Week

Health Tip of the Week. Are they serious? Carry a concealed weapon? Things must be really bad in their city if thats the best health tip they can come up with.

Simple Pleasures for Simple Minds

Pigs at the Fair. Do i need to say anything about Joe Ferguson and the pigs? No, i dont think so.

Amazing Salvadore Dolly Print For Sale

Salavadore Dolly? I wonder if he was a contemporary of Salvador Dali. Lesser known obviously. Hard to be taken seriously with a name like Dolly.

Rubber Woman for Sale just $10

Rubber Woman almost new. Seriously though, would you buy this rubber woman? Only used three times. Erghhh. Portland eh? I suppose there are strange people everywhere.

Are Racoons Dangerous to Humans?

Racoon Rage. Ive never heard of a family of racoons being so agressive to people. And whats with the rocks being in a tree? That suggests some premeditation by these animals. Damn those nasty racoons. Alas, i feel someone is having a laugh at the expense of the police...