Robbery Suspect Video Image. Do you know this man? Or is it a woman? Or is it anything? Something tells me that they need a new camera. Kind of pointless printing anything wasnt it?
What to Look for in a Surveillance Video
Robbery Suspect Video Image. Do you know this man? Or is it a woman? Or is it anything? Something tells me that they need a new camera. Kind of pointless printing anything wasnt it?When the Betty Ford Clinic Fails
Betty Ford Fail. Sure, Betty Ford is probably a pretty common name. But its not a good look when a person of the same name as the clinic is caught for public drunkeness. Its hard living up to the reputation.Before and After Laser Vision Correction
Before and After Success. This could well be the same woman. But she looks an awful lot different. See what happens when you get laser surgery? Forgive me for thinking this, but couldnt they have just taken a photo of the same woman, on the same day by just taking her glasses off? What other special services do they provide at this surgery? Beauty makeovers?What You Dont Want From a Used Car
Loaded With Miles Blazer. Sure, its loaded with miles. But at least thats a damned honest used car salesman. And that has to be a rare thing.How Crazy Can Ducks Get?
Crazy Ducks. And thats something that you need police to respond to. Not like they have anything better to do. Nice that they only found relaxed ducks.Why You Should Respect Life
Road Rage Incident. Practice what you preach? Not this fella. He shot the driver. If this wasnt so serious, it would be funny. Actually, it is funny. We hope the poor driver was ok. Just goexs to show how passionate some people get on our roads.Weekly Special House Fried Rice Minus Rice
Rice not Included. Sure, who wants the rice in fried rice anyway. Too many carbs. Just give us the peas and fried egg.Totally Renovated Dancers on Stage
Dancer Renovations. So what did they look like before you got a team in to renovate them?Anyone Need Some Refried Sugar?
Refried Sugar. Im going to take a guess that its supposed to be refined sugar. It got mixed up with the ad next door.You Got Robbed By a Red Headed Woman?
Red Head Thief. I suppose that should narrow it down some. Anyone seen this lady? But was it $700 well spent?How Do You Define Exercise?
Exercising with your wife. Sure DP, thats exercise. Just argue with your wife regularly, like twice a day for at least 30 minutes each time and you will be much healthier.
Do You Get Excited When Surfing?
Surfboard Bits. Im not sure what to say about this photo. Could it really be what it looks like? Or is it a trick of the photo, and that "bit" is just a fin on the board? Very curious..Who Would Steal a Dead Bird?
Dead Bird Theft. How could you miss the dead bird at the bottom of the cage? With this kind of stupidity, the bird probably died cos it didnt get fed.Flavored Strawberry and Apples
Artificially Flavored Strawberry. Heres a thought. How about you use real strawberries for that strawberry flavor?KaChing - Quiet Neighbourhood Home for Sale
Home Next to Casino. Im hoping that Casino is actually a suburb name, not an actual gaming establishment. Otherwise im not so sure that it would be so quiet.McGard Manhole Lock Against Unwanted Access
McHard Special Products. Real or fake? I think its real. It just has a double meaning. Its a chastity belt for men really.
TV Could Be Damaging - Try a DVD or Video
Video Fail. Yeah sure, turn off that damned TV - put on a dvd or video instead. Um, how does that solve the problem exactly?Smile of the Week - How to be Happy
Smile of the Week. I love some of these small newspapers, with all that filling of rubbish news. This one isnt much different. Going to buy some sheep? And thats a reason to smile? Simple things i suppose.Amazing New Product See Thru Windows
See Thru Windows. Well, you have to admit that they are a whole lot better than the solid timber or brick windows. Hardly any view out of them at all.How to Preserve those Special Moments
Shredder Fail. So you want to preserve those special moments? Sure, just stick them in a shredder.How To Spell Pomeranian
Pomeranian Puppies. Either this is a problem with the person taking the ad, or the dog owner just cant spell. Poppies, Bread and Decals. Oh dear.Texas Hold Em - Sing and Dance Gambling
Polka Polka Polka. Texas Hold em Polka - its a new style of music.
Local Politics is a Dangerous Game
Bullet Proof Vest Wanted. 10 months is a long campaign. And a long time to be in fear for your life. Surely you could choose a better career.Help Groups Have You Ever Died?
Help for Dead People. What kind of support group exists for dead people? Could be a fairly lonely meeting.
Want To Get Into the Muffler Business?
Combo Muffler Ice Cream Shop. Sure, it sounds like a pretty crazy idea. But when you think a bit more about it, why not? Surely the people getting their muffler's fixed might like an ice cream while they wait.Support Your Local Rabies Clinic
Rabies Clinic Bake Sale. Thats it, bring your dog in for his shots but pick up a nice cake while you are at it. Sorry - im not sure the two should be advertised together.Get Your New Toyota Sunroof
Coffin Sunroof. What are they saying about the Toyota Scion? That it is a coffin on wheels? Not very nice. 52 inch sunroof sounds pretty good.El Paso Police Security Fail
Police Security. Forgive me for thinking this, but wouldnt it have been better to employ some more police instead of private security? And why cant the cops protect themselves in El Paso. Give them some guns or something...
What is it with Police and Doughnuts?
Cop Donut Crash. Police Car Crashes into Donut delivery van. Thats funny. What were they doing following them? We all know the answer to that.
Police You Are All Under Arrest
Police Arrest Procedure. February 22 sure is a dark day for the city. Everybody was arrested. I wonder what we all did so wrong?Safety for Pizza Shop Delivery Drivers
Pizza Deliveries. I think this guy has more to worry about that a lousy pizza. I think that dog needs to be kept under control.How to Cope With a Bad Street Name
Pig Turd Alley. Sure, its not the best selling point, a street on pig turd alley. But people do need to find it if they are looking for a house. Which idiot town planner came up with this name? Whats the next street? Cow Dung Parade?Ultrasonic Liposuction Before and After Photos
Ultrasonic Liposculpture. In just 2 months, your stomach could look like a house too. What a transformation.
Taking a Soft Approach to Flashing
Common Sense. So the common sense approach to dealing with flashers is to do what - cut off their bits with a pair of bolt cutters? Ouch.Fathers Day Gifts What Dad Always Wanted
Paradise Valley Resort. "We set the mood...you provide the romance" Is this really what your dad always wanted?Professional Pet Photography and People Too
Pet Photography. Maybe they do humans too. Or maybe this kid's parents think he is a bit of an animal.24 Hour Hour Animal Baby Control
Animal Babies. Removal of Nuisance Wild Animals, Chimey Caps, Rats and Bats and....babies. Yes, if you have a baby that is an annoyance, Joe Sweeney is here to help. Oops.Discount Pasta Sale Rules
Bargain Pasta. So three for 99 cents. Great. You just need to buy four. Huh? So how much for the fourth packet of Ronzoni pasta?
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