I guess it does have a picture of a duck. If it were anything else id have some serious cause for concern. But did nobody see the "I" instead of the "U" during the production process? I suppose not. Nice pet.
To find your dream job, you need look no further than the classifieds of the Marietta Times. You too could serve at a fast food restaurant. Anyone actually dream of working at a take away store when they were kids? I didnt think so.
It may surprise some of you, but manure isnt a health food. You shouldnt eat it. Obviously this story is about E Coli and its potential spread through manure used as a fertilizer. Not something that you would pick up from reading the headline. Get that kids? Dont eat manure.
Is there anything that can be said about this lost and found classified? Why would a Donkey be wearing a pink halter? Dressed up for a party perhaps. But what kind of party. Im very worried for the welfare of this animal. Strange things going on in Monterey.
Who wouldnt want to decorate their bathroom for Christmas? But should Santa Claus really be portrayed as a toilet? Im not sure this is the best message to send to kids at Christmas time. Then again, maybe its decorated specifically for Santa. With all those visits, he would need to use the lavatory too you know.
Im just thinking out load here, but im of the opinion that Zack. A Neubert of Saxonburg Virginia isnt all there mentally. Its just an opinion so im happy to be corrected. But directing traffic in only a pair of tennis shoes and an adult diaper while doing martial arts with a stick probably isnt something you would see every day. At the very least it would make people slow down. Public drunkeness? Yes. And just a few cents short of a dollar.
Right. And the selling point starts out so well..until the last few words..."to calm you when death's cold hand reaches out to you." And whats with the photo anyway? Thats not an image i would be proud to remember someone by. All too funny i think. Photographer fail.
Its not the most appropriate headline, but it is deleiberate. President Jimmy Carter had obviously decided to be buried in Plains, Georgia. So the locals were happy about it. Wouldnt your town be happy to have a former President and State Governor buried there? Its ok, Jimmy Carter is still alive and well.
It would be quite a coup bringing the murder victim into the court room to secure a conviction. There is just one problem with that scenario. Maybe the prosecutors have been watching too much of Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost. Stupid lawyers or stupid newspaper editors? I'll go with the latter.
I think sometimes that there should be better proof readers when these ads get produced. Yes, it should be for. We dont want to die after eating spinach salad. In saying that, its a very nice salad when made well. Mmm, im getting hungry. Spinach Salad please, hold the poison.