According to their ad, Ashes to Portrait is a unique one of a kind concept. Thats right, its unique alrite, and its just sick! They mix the ashes of your loved one with thier secret mixture of oil paint. That is just all wrong. I wonder how successful they have been.
Can you imagine someone actually calling the police to report a crazed duck? Surely the police have better things to do. Im glad they only found relaxed ducks. Shows that the Marshall Police Department have a sense of humor.
Tight end returns after colon surgery? Now that is some funny headline. If you think its wrong, the story is about Chris Gedney an NFL player whose position is Tight End. Therefore, after he had colon surgery and was fit to come back to the game, this is the headline they came up with. Genuis hey? Well, i think its a funny news story.
Maybe it was a martini, or a tequila sunrise, or perhaps it was a harvey wallbanger. Im hoping there is some word missing here or some bad spelling in this lost and found ad, otherwise advertising for a lost cocktail is pretty stupid.