Hershey's Chocolate Toilet Paper Roll

I didnt know that Hershey's made toilet paper. Not sure that i would want it. Just poor ad placement.

How to Remove a Child's Stuck Head

Im hoping that this is just a problem with language. Removing the entire head probably isnt solving the problem when the kid gets stuck.

Lead Weights for Boxing Gloves Wanted

Bluto, im not sure that putting weights in your gloves is perfectly legal. But good luck in trying to find them.

Christmas Pageant Photo With Child

Im all for Christmas Pageants. Im just not sure that this kid who is holding a baby doll upside down is the perfect person to play Joseph. The woman director doesnt seem too concerned.

Tennis Shoes Sale Discount

Yeah, work out the discount on these tennis shoes from Martings Shoes if you can. I dont get it.

Quality Home on a Slope for Sale

Yes, its a brand new home for sale, and apparently its quality construction. Have a look, does that look like quality to you? Nice slope.

Get Your Ceiling in Every Room House

Funny real estate. Glad that they put a ceiling in every room. Its a big selling point for me.

Free Puppies Half Dog

Right, a half german shepherd and a half dog. So a german shepherd isnt a dog?

Call 911 if you think its Stroke

Ahh, so you cant move or speak? It may be a stroke. So if you cant move, how do you get to the phone? Even if you can, what happens when the numbers are dialled, cos you cant speak to the operator? Yes, this message is for someone else with you probably.

Very Funny Ad for Carport Cover

I think that this is one of my all time favorite ads. Carport Cover for $149. Just so happens that the car is on top of the carport. A photo instead of illustration might have been better. Now thats funny.

Dead Girlfriend Holiday Offer Classifieds

Ive seen some heartless stories in my time, but this almost takes the cake. A dead girlfriend so he has a free ticket to Puerto Vallarta. Odd - i hope it isnt true.

Funny Cat Feeding Crime Police Rounds

Now there is an ungrateful daughter for you. Mother feeds the animals while she is away, but she should be charged with a crime. Some people are just a little mad. At least the cat didnt starve.

Freshly Baked Bastards For Sale

Ahh the fresh baked goodness of Bastards...Hmmm. What is a freshly baked bastard i hear you ask? I have no idea. But why wouldnt you bake a bastard. Cheap too, only $1.38 each. Cheap bastards. Yes, i get it.

Booger Mountain Wants Name Change Headline

Well, if you lived in Booger Mountain, you would want a name change too. I dont think kids would be able to live down the fact that they come from booger.

White Powder Found in School Room

I love this. Serious or not, its still funny. White powder found around the chalkboard. Just classic.

Passion Pants Make Woman Faint at Shops

If you cant read the first line, it says that "A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The Kinky 22 year old housewife was wearing a pair of battery operated passion pants.."

Yes, now theres a story you wont hear too often in your life. Why a woman would be wearing a pair of passion pant buzzing undies while she was out shopping is beyond me. Weird!

How to Blow Your Own Balls

Blow your own balls? Now thats a headline you dont see every day of the week. Good thing too. Yes, Christmas just isnt Christmas without your own blown balls.