Funny Blood Red Sundae Headline

Give Blood and make your own sundae. What, a Sundae with Blood? Now thats just disgusting. But funny.

Put Your Dog in a Bird Cage

Um, ok - so its a medium bird cage for sale, so why is there a dog inside? Very odd ad from petland.

Funny Vaccination Headline

Ahh, that should be whooping cough. For all those that have a really big, whopping couch, some cough mixture or going to see your doctor wont help much! Sorry, im not aware of a vaccination for a big couch.

Mattress Sale for Teachers & Students

Running an ad for a discount mattress for students and teachers is just not appropriate i think. What do they think students and teachers should be doing?

New Study On Bear Sightings

They rename this headline, Yet Another Redundant Study. More bears, more sightings. "Why do i see more cars on the road daddy?" "Because there are more cars honey"

Funny Beagle Needs to Breed Ad

My god. I think im going to leave this beagle breeding ad well alone. I think its for the best actually.

Batman's Illegal Habit News

So even Batman has been struck by the nasty Drug Habit. Fighting crime is tough, and he needs a vice. But the cops have got him. Poor guy, its not easy being a superhero.