Crazy Hand in Basketball Photo

That is one crazy sports photo. Where is that hand coming from? Is it Thing from the Addams Family? I see a hand but i see no body.

Buy Meat at Barfworld Ad

Yes, apparently this is real. The name of the meat business is Barfworld. Im serious, it is. Would you buy your meat there? Hmm. Im sure its all good.

Old Banana Disguise Trick Robber

A banana as a disguise? Criminals have come a long way from wearing a stocking over their heads. Ahh, im thinking perhaps bandana. Now that is old school. See how one letter can make a big difference?

Crazy Doggie Style Santa Pictures

Doggie Style Pictures with Santa? Were they trying to be funny? Then again, the name of the place where the photos are to be taken is Doggie Style Bakery. I guess these guys just live in poor taste generally.

Funniest Wedding Photos Brian Who?

Brian has made all of Krista's dream's come true. But who the hell is the smiling guy behind the happy couple? And surely you must have had a better wedding photo than this to submit to the paper? At least the crazy guy had a good wedding.

Neighbours Trees Problem Funny

So thats the answer to a problem with your neighbour's trees...Just cut it down when they are gone! Umm, that might be a little illegal. But at least this ad gets people's attention!

Are All Terrorists Bad?

Terrorists are stereotyped as being bad for a reason. Its because they are. Surely this is a joke, somebody doesnt really believe that a terrorist can be a good person? Nutters.

Funny New Christmas Date Ad

Yes, keep in mind that Christmas will now be held on December 28. So dont forget to get some roses for your partner on that date. For Christmas, Forever.

Check Your Grammar and Math

You shoudnt say either Mr Turtle. The correct answer to the equation is fourteen. Id call you a goose, but you are a turtle. Back to school for you fella.

Headline Poor Spelling Dictionary

Thanks for this funny headline. As if to prove your point, if you want to spell like a champ, read WEBSTER's dictionary, not Wensters. Get that?

Bad Gas Odor at Taco Bell

Fire rounds stories. A Bad gas odor at Taco Bell? Is this a prank? What did you think would happpen with all those refried beans being served.

Funny Bad Coupon Book Deal

So i need to spend $24.95 in order to save "up to" $20 by using the coupons in the book? You know, thats not such a great deal.

Funny Free to Good Home Dog

Im not sure that this free to a good home Rottweiler is really as much fun as they say. Loves to eat live rabbits and kittens. No, i wouldnt trust this dog with my kids. I can see why this dog is for free.

Funny Police Shoot Suicide Suspect

Im still struggling to get my head around this one. Police shoot a man who was going to stab himself? Whats going on in Fort Worth? I know they like their guns down there in Texas, but this is a little extreme. Interesting that the shooting occurred in Alamo Avenue. One thing is for sure, if this guy actually survived the shooting, he will remember the Alamo. How could he forget?

Maybe these cops were Christians and recognised it was a sin to commit suicide. Or maybe they were just trying to give him a helping hand so he could be on his way. Very weird news.

Funny Happy Thief Mug Shot

Man arrested in theft of gun and isnt he happy about it?! Jesse David Brigg, that is some smile you have there. Im thinking that maybe this isnt his mug shot but one they stole from the University of Central Oklahoma records.

How to Spend Your Dollar

Im glad to see that the American Bankers Association Education Foundation thinks that $1 is now worth $1.20. Could be a typo. Otherwise its back to school for the education foundation.

Funny Illegal Air Freshener Story

A man was stopped by police for having an air freshener? Speeding i understand, but trying to make his car smell nice?

Funny Lost and Found Elephant

Im sure this African Elephant wasnt lost, it was just misplaced. Umm, how could you lose an elephant and have nobody notice it before you get your lost and found ad in the paper? Maybe he is playing hide and seek.

Funny Call for Weather Headline

Yes, forecasters call for weather. As opposed to calling for something else. Which wouldnt be their job. They are also hesitant to predict a snowstorm. Can these guys do anything right?

Funny Adult Santa Phone Call

What would Santa have to say that can only be said to someone over 18? Perhaps its a fantasy call to Santa. Would give whole new meaning to the line "What can Santa bring you for Christmas Sweetheart"

Funny High Security 23 Hours

A 23 Hour security building. One hour is needed for the guard to have a break. So thieves, makes sure you can get in and out within the hour.

Eat a Young Marine for Christmas

I think maybe this headline means that some Young Marines cooked up some nice tasty Christmas Treats. Not that you should eat a young marine. At least i hope thats what it means. A good marine would put up a hell of a fight before being eaten, thats for sure.

New American Flag For Sale

When did America get another 10 States? Did something happen while i was asleep? Maybe its a typo, or maybe some genius has actually produced a flag with 60 stars. Nothing would surprise me.

Funny Women Whine News Story

Whats the bet that this headline was written by a male...Women's Whine and Cheese Party Set. Not really appropriate is it?

Funny Bike Keeps Family In Stiches

Ahh, great humor from the 1950's. Bike keeps family in stiches. Hey, they dont make comedy like they used to.

Funny Crazy Drug Dealer News

Another top ten entry. Man loans his car to his drug dealer for some coke, doesnt get it back, and the coke is wax. I just love it. So this guy admits this to the cops? He actually made a complaint to the police? Beautiful.

Vote With Gum Obama & McCain

An interesting way to decide the election outcome, vote with your gum for who sucks the most. Looks like McCain according to this poster. And i guess thats the way it worked out. Good way to dispose of gum actually, better than throwing it on the ground.

And we'll take this opportunity to offer our sincere Congratulations to Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States. Im sure he's an avid reader of this blog.

Funny Great Views of Wal Mart

There cant be much going on in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania if Wal Mart is the star attraction. Views of Wal Mart - thats their best selling point for this house for sale. Very odd.

Stupid Police Reports Wrong Time

A man reports having the wrong time on his VCR. And thats a serioud police report?Id think this was a snoozy little place, with not much going on but they also have a hit run and a destruction of property. Perhaps the guy who committed the destruction also broke in and changed the time on this guys VCR.

Funny Fire Destroys Go Go Bar

Right, so 4 men were living at a go go bar? Maybe they just went in one day and decided to stay. Now that its been ravaged by fire, they will have to find another strip joint. Good luck guys.

Send Your Pet a Valentine Message

Yes, this is for real. A company that specialises in Valentine's messages for Pets. Since when could pets actually read? Very weird.

Funny Used Boob Sale

A used boob sale? What? 20 plus categories and many in fine shape. I dont understand. What is going on at Jefferson Pointe Mall?

Bush and More Patients for Iraq War

Yes, this is the one time where the spelling of the word patience actually makes a difference. Not good to use the word patients and iraq in the same sentence.

Funny Police Report Tree Unconscious

A tree that is unconscious? Not dead? I can just imagine frantic police trying to revive the tree. But it just so happens that the tree is down on Carpentervlle Road...coincidence? I dont think so..

How to Trim Your Bangs

"Have trouble getting an even trim on your young lady's bangs?" Im not going to say anything more about this advice.

Crazy Toenail Clipper For Sale

Yes, this is a toe nail clipper. And you can buy it. I do know that there are some people who cannot actually reach their toes. Like many elderly people. However, given a lot of elderly people also suffer from bad eyesight, im a little worried that they may lop off a toe in the process. Go to your friendly podiatrist if you need your toe nails clipped. Thats a job they really enjoy.

Funny Dont Throw Snow Mobiles

Wow, how many kids do you know that are strong enough to throw a snowmobile? Tell your kids in future not to throw snowmobiles, they can actually cause some serious damage and injury. I assume this is another rotten editing job. Meant snowballs. Then again, since when is throwing a few snowballs considered a reportable crime?

Funny Thieving Thieves Steal Gun News

What did Colmbus Police Chief Billy Pickens expect when he had his patrol car washed by prisoners? Why not leave your wallet and the keys to the prison in your patrol caras well as your gun and phone? The gun had not been found at time of going to press. Why exactly? Its not like the prisoners were going anywhere. Pure genius.

Funny Christmas Tree For Sale Ad

An artificial Christmas tree, like new, but minus stand, ornaments, lights and branches. Only $99. So tell me, what are you selling fella, a stick? Its just an empty trunk right? Idiot.

Classic Funny Newspaper Photo Snowstorm

Classic. Funny snowstorm photo for the newspaper. Yep, no need to step outside for this picture.

Funny Ads Country Buffet Has Silerware

Im not sure how it is down south usually, but i thought eating with your hands went out a long time ago. New silverware and a new salad. Dont go changing too quickly, you might put the locals off.

Funny Headline Murderer's Reputation Destroyed

Murderer has his reputation ruined? How so? If you cant read the opening paragraph, "A convicted murderer has sued the detective who arrested him, saying the investigator ruined his good name in comments published in the Times-News." His good name? Whats the bet that this legal action didnt succeed? Talk about crazy law stories.

Really Funny Beauty Contest News

How funny and weird is the Miss Navajo Nation Beauty Pageant Contest? Not only do you have to be beautiful and have skills in dance and music. but you have to be an expert in sheep slaughtering. Im betting this is not something we will see in a Miss America Contest. Slaughter the English Language, yes, but not sheep.

Funny Ironic Lost and Found Ad

I hope that they have another search and rescue dog to go looking for the one that got lost. This is a great definition of Irony.

Hilarious Estate Agent Ad

Top ten for this one too. Great estate agent or realtor ad. 2 Properties for sale, 1 for $3.9 million the other for $2.9 million. But if you bring this ad when you want to buy, we'll give you $5 off. Bargain! What a deal!

Stupid News Ads Santa Likes to Drink Liquor

Now this is a really stupid ad. And bad. Having Santa at a liquor store? Talk about bringing kids into the wrong environment. Im reminded of the very underated movie with Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa. He is about the only Santa that should be allowed in a Liquor Store. And no kids allowed! Viking Liquor, what were you thinking?

Funny Lawyer Pictures Sandy Clause

Can this funny name possibly be for real? Sandy Clause? Surely not. A lawyer with a surname of Clause. Given attorneys usually operate in the opposite way to the very generous Santa Claus, im not sure this is appropriate.

Funny Lawn Mower For Sale

Im thinking that there isnt much of an incentive to buy this mower which catches on fire. It should really be thrown out or fixed. Good honesty from the seller, and his advice re putting the fire out with a hose is great.

Funny Political Ads Ha Ha Republican

Very funny Jay M Jamison. Ha ha ha ha ho ho. I think he is a Democrat from Uniontown. You would hope that a town with that name would vote Democrat yeah?

Funny Classifieds Rattle Snake Sale for Kids

A rattle snake for sale, good play thing for kids? Also a Go Kart and also a Chain saw. I'll take the last two, oyu can keep your rattle snake, i dont want to play with him. Thanks.