Ok, its not good that he had his Christmas Decorations smashed. But what were they doing up in March? Christmas is in December fella. I think that it is probably a group of Christmas Traditionalist Vigilantes. Commonly known as the CTV. They routinely patrol neighbourhoods to ensure that all Christmas Decorations are down by January 6. Dont mess with the CTV. They might sing Carols on your doorstep, but one wrong move and there is hell to pay.