Yeah, so this means what exactly? What language is he planning to teach? Im guessing Spanish, only because if it were English, how could the Spanish read it? But im not totally sure. Either way, it wouldnt be a school id attend in a hurry. Even if it is guaranteed.
The Really Bad English Language School
Yeah, so this means what exactly? What language is he planning to teach? Im guessing Spanish, only because if it were English, how could the Spanish read it? But im not totally sure. Either way, it wouldnt be a school id attend in a hurry. Even if it is guaranteed.
Backyard Check Required
What exactly is a backyard check? Do they want to know if oyu can rake and weed? Or if you keep your lawn nicely trimmed? Ohhh, background check you think? Idiots.
Back from the Dead Cemetery
What, is this cemetery a bit like Stephen King's Pet Cemetery? We all know that didnt really work out did it?
Maths Averages Stupid Journalist
It nice to know that this reporter can work out averages. Even if this isnt really an average. Its the same price increase every five years. Maybe he needed to fill the blank space and couldnt think of anything else to say.
The Ass Color Toilet Seat Cover
Sometimes abbreviations in advertisements just dont work do they? Ass Colours? Not really appropriate.
Really Bad Animal Ad Placement
Sometimes these adverts dont get proofed at all. Who in their right mind would allow a best bbq title to be placed above a vet ad? Mindless isnt it. And cruel.
The Very Quick 72 Hour Sale
How do you fit a 72 hour sale into just 4 hours? Maybe everyone just moves really quickly. I like the way they operate. Better be some nice cadillacs for sale.Win a Child Game Machine
Yes, that really is a child, in a game prize machine. Apparently the young boy from the Northern Territory in Australia climbed inside, up through the prize chute, hoping to get himself a toy prize.After being released, he was given his own stuffed toy and a lollipop for his efforts. That's right, reward the idiot child.
But one might ask the question - where were his idiot parents?
Win a Toyota Competition
I think this is one of my favorites. Toyota - Toy Yoda, yes i see where the confusion comes from. Just love the look on the face of the hooters waitress.Toilet Seat Dishwasher
A toilet seat that cleans in your dishwasher. Yeah, thats something i want mixing with my plates and cutlery. Does that make the toilet seat clean enough to eat off?
Very Smart Gorillas
Lecturing now? Wow, havent they come a long way. And they say we humans didnt descend from apes!
The Singing Boy Scouts
I dont think this lady has any problem with her hearing. But tone deaf boy scouts? Probably.The Short Fire Ladder
In case you cant read it, the sub heading says "Fire Engine Ladder is 7.5 feet not 75 feet as originally promised."Thats what happens when you contract the work out to the lowest bidder. That or they were building a ladder for a town of midgets.
Ship Wont Float Now
Yep, hard to be seaworthy from the bottom of the ocean. Yeah yeah, i know what they were getting at.Massive Salad Saving
Save $93.11 on Kraft Salad dressing? I know the economy was going bad, but thats just too hard to believe.
Santa is a Dog Lover
Yes, Santa does look happy. And doesnt the dog look content? Christmas isnt such a happy time for dogs is it?
Pele or Peter Soccer Signature
I love this one. Clever advertiser. Although i do think that if Pele actually signed the ball it might be worth something more than $75.
Quality is Not Expensive
Yep, all looks perfectly fine. Student band instruments, trumpets, flutes, drums, saxaphones...hold on...why is there an image with someone's pants down to their knees?
Yes, its true. "The owner will not The Nipple Cripple Photo
This photo is very unfortunate. I believe they are holding a check, but with her white top and all....
The Happy Couple Engagement
If they are this happy on their engagement, what will their wedding photos look like?Grass Cut Complaint
You cant please some people. I do wonder though, how does one cute and rake grass in an itimidating manner?
Broomstick but She's Not a Witch
A vibrating broomstick for kids. Hmm. Just love the comments of the mother of the 12 year old at the end of the article.
Man or Cat to a Good Home
Id call Jennifer, cos i do like her sense of humor. Very clever. Interested to know how she fared.
France Sends Ronald to the Rescue
General Ronald McDonald? I know the French get some criticism, but this is going a little too far.Great Fathers Day Advert
Isnt that what every father wants for fathers day? Maybe there is a market for cross dressing fathers.Escaped Chicken Convict
Chicken Run? Again, somebody felt the need to report the escaped chicken to the police. Let the chicken be.Elect Joyce High Bird
Or maybe Big Bird? Nobody proofs photos anymore. Its kind of a bit of a standout. I hope she won.
Draw Your Dad Competition
I think the example must have been last year's winner. Monsters Inc. really.How to Get Diabetes
And when eating all these donuts give you diabetes, the American Diabetes Association will be right there to help you.Strange Defence Argument
Its just a flesh wound. I think they should go for an insanity plea, this defendant is clearly the village idiot.
Cultural Activities and Umm, Ahh
Id go along to see the mime, but hey, while im there.... Still cant work out how "live sex" made it into this. Like, what else could it have been?Advice from Rev Murphy
Did he really say this? Or has it been a news error? Im just trying to work out what word would replace urine. Hmmm.Floating Head Bishop
I think he is kneeling. I hope he is kneeling. Just reminds me of the Christian artwork that displays John The Baptist's head on a platter. Im praying thats not the case here.
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