Yeah, and whats so strange about that? Old people need to eat too.
The Blind Sheepdog
Firstly id like to know why they are charging an adoption fee for a dog with 2 glass eyes.Secondly, i didnt know that there was a market for pets glass eyes.
And lastly, id like someone to explain how this sheepdog could guard anything. Id still adopt him though.
Not Quite Square Ad
Maybe the definition of square differs from state to state. Im not sure what they teach in schools these days.
Misdemeanors & Felonies Connection
Cole Hogner has been a bad boy. Possessing someone elses credit card. Thats wrong Cole.
Rayna Kay Eagle has been a bad girl. Using a credit card without authorization. Thats a crime dear.
Congratulations to Cole Hogner and Rayna Eagle on putting together what appears to be a perfect union. May your marriage have many happy years ahead, even if you do spend most of them apart. Im actually not sure which one of these is the biggest crime.
Teen Pregnancy Statistics News
Its hard being a teenager these days. Particularly when it just seems to last for so long!
Useful Poison Headline
Got that? Its a nice reminder for all of you about to sip on some nice cool turpentine.
Workers Make Major Discovery
If you can read the caption, it states "We had no idea anyone was buried there." Yeah, it was just for show.
Gun Shop Raid
Really? Next thing they will be trying to say is that there are drugs at a drug store.
The Snapping Turtle
What really gets me is that someone felt the need to report this to the police. Surely the cops have better things to do with their time? What is a snapping turtle anyway? What damage could a turtle do? I mean, turtles arent quick.I bet there never was a turtle. Bloody turtle hoaxers.
Making The Dog Mad
Of all the reasons for a couple to fight, i wouldnt have thought this could be one. What is the dog getting so mad about anyway? And why is the dog so protective of the bird. Weird weird people.
Exact Lookalike Winner
Yep, no doubt about it - this guy looks exactly like himself. In fact, amazingly the two guys stood in the same place at the same time to pose for a photo.As Homer might say, "this man is my exact double...ohhh...that dog has a puffy tail...hehehehehhehehe....here puff....here puff..." Sorry, i just had to use my favorite Homer line.
Honest Attorney Required
At least they know what they want. Do you think they got any replies to this advert? Some say honest lawyers are hard to find.Unfortunate Jolie Pitt News Photo
Yes, this is the case of a problem in placement. Sometimes they just dont get it right. Kinda funny though.Jobs Vacant Chewing Experience
So you chew it, spit it out, then the horse eats it. Fairly simple really. I might apply.
Funny Hunter Safety
Ok, so the first lesson in gun safety is to never point your weapon at another person...ummm.How to Spell Mississippi
Perhaps they didnt have enough room on the page to spell it properly. At least they spelt literacy correctly.Safe House For Sale
Its an interesting selling point. Its safe. Well, it doesnt say that nobody hasnt been seriously injured, but you can be sure nobody has died. One question though, what is the picture of the old lady doing there?Homicide Suspect Police Sketch
All looks fairly regular - nothing funny about this is there? Just your regular police artist sketch...or is it?
Huh? Have another look at that photo again.
Well, apart from the missing moustache, goatee, medium length hair, glasses and large build, id say this police artist has nailed it.
Would You Go Here for a Facelift?
Ive heard of multi tasking or multi skilling, but this is going just one step too far.Unfortunate Marriage Names
Well, you cant choose who you fall in love with. Trust me, this aint the worst combination of names. They do look happy - well actually, she does.Free Goat to a Good Home
He is so sweet he would make such a good friend - or you could just kill him - up to you.Never Trust a Gambler
Maybe they bet all their funds on the black...or was it the red? Damn the Zero.
A Happy Valentines Funeral
I not sure what the connection is between funerals and valentines day. Some creative advertising agency thought this was a good idea. Hmm.Funny Looking Fresh Lettuce
This fresh lettuce looks an awful lot like meat. And damn, thats an expensive lettuce anyway.
Elderly Woman for Rent
I dont get it. Do they want an elderly woman in exchange for a free rental? Or will they give the elderly woman free rent to live with this person? But hold on, what do they want with her?
Do You Know This Wanted Man?
Yep, police composite sketches. Some of them are really good - this one, well in someone's defence, maybe they didnt have much to work with. Guy in a hood with glasses. Why bother really.
Civil War Equipment Search
Its good that there are people out there, searching to help preserve history. Good luck fellas.
Young Child Cowboy Hunter
Yes, this is a real story. And look closely, the child is only 19 months old, and his parents have seen fit to let him pose with the 17 Caliber Marlin Rifle. I love to see parents caring for their kids, and a community that finds this acceptable. I for one think more kids should have guns. I mean, lets face it, who would they endanger? Themselves, perhaps, but also their parents - ahh...get it?
How To Meet Jesus Casket Sale
I like the personal consult touch - thats sweet. They aint selling this casket to just anyone. Thing is, who is going to be looking through the classifieds for a casket? Maybe some people do. I just look there to find Jesus, so i guess i did.
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