Dangerous Kite Flying Police Report

Some people have too much time on their hands to report things like this. So what if they let the kite go. What were they doing do you think? Might it have been an accident? Hardly a criminal offence.

Funniest Drunk Driver Story

I think this is one of the funniest stories i have ever heard. I hope that they were both ok, but im still laughing out loud. Should teach you not to drink and drive.

Jack and Kill Child Care Provider

Im not sure i would want to send my kids to the Jack and Kill childcare. Im not sure they would be safe. I like their sign off, NO PHONE CALLS. Yeah, thats welcoming.

Funny Exotic Dancing Goats Wanted

Doesnt everyone want a goat to do some exotic dancing? Maybe not. Thats just a bit weird.

Expensive Cubby House For Sale

3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms in this cubby house for just $109,000. Now thats a bargain. But they didnt mention anything about the slide. That would be a selling point in my opinion. Funny Real estate people!

Ashes to Portrait Business Ad

According to their ad, Ashes to Portrait is a unique one of a kind concept. Thats right, its unique alrite, and its just sick! They mix the ashes of your loved one with thier secret mixture of oil paint. That is just all wrong. I wonder how successful they have been.

Funny Crucifix for Sale Jesus

Ok, so the little man fell off the crucifix? Would that be Jesus by any chance? You could have saved yourself some words there fella. Now thats a funny ad. Stupid people.

Crazy & Relaxed Ducks Police Rounds

Can you imagine someone actually calling the police to report a crazed duck? Surely the police have better things to do. Im glad they only found relaxed ducks. Shows that the Marshall Police Department have a sense of humor.

Crappy Chef to Prepare Italian Meals

Chef Crappy hey? Now theres a great advertisement for italian food if ever i saw one. All homemade food too.

Criminal Record Taxi Driver Needed

If you have ever felt scared while a passenger in a taxi cab, here is the reason. They only employ drivers with a criminal record. Sorry.

New Army Uniforms & Cows

The Army has unveiled new wash and wear uniforms that look just like toy cow characters. Hmm, im thinking this is some pretty poor photo placement.

Tight End Returns Colon Surgery

Tight end returns after colon surgery? Now that is some funny headline. If you think its wrong, the story is about Chris Gedney an NFL player whose position is Tight End. Therefore, after he had colon surgery and was fit to come back to the game, this is the headline they came up with. Genuis hey? Well, i think its a funny news story.

Coke Heads Sniff Dead Dog Ashes

If ever you needed proof that taking drugs were bad for you, read this story. Coked up thieves sniffing dead dogs ashes. Its sick, weird, but just a little bit funny. Great story headline.

Funny Lost and Found Cocktail

Maybe it was a martini, or a tequila sunrise, or perhaps it was a harvey wallbanger. Im hoping there is some word missing here or some bad spelling in this lost and found ad, otherwise advertising for a lost cocktail is pretty stupid.

Whips & Chains Church Worship Ad

A church service that includes whips and chains? Now thats a religion that will have some interest from some people. Im not sure this ad is correct.